Tom Green, Kitimat BC For Comedy Chaos!
Hey Tom Green, Kitimat, BC Needs Your Comedy Chaos! Let's make it Happen!
Written by Danny Nunes
4/10/20254 min read
Tom Green—Canada’s wildest comedic export, surrealist prankster, and all-around legend—has been making people laugh, cringe, and question reality for decades. From his groundbreaking MTV days to his recent stand-up tours, Tom’s unique brand of absurdity continues to leave audiences in stitches. But there’s one place that’s yet to experience the full Tom Green treatment: Kitimat, British Columbia. It’s time to change that, Tom. Kitimat is calling, and here’s why you should pack up your microphone, your unpredictable energy, and bring your comedy tour to this northern gem.
Kitimat: The Perfect Stage for Your Madness
Nestled in the rugged beauty of northwestern BC, Kitimat is a small industrial town with a big heart—and an even bigger appetite for entertainment. With a population of just over 8,000, it’s the kind of tight-knit community that thrives on unique experiences. Sure, we’ve got stunning fjords, towering mountains, and a world-class aluminum smelter, but what we’re missing is a dose of your signature chaos. Kitimat’s residents—hardworking, resilient, and ready for a good time—are the ideal audience for your off-the-wall humor. They’re not afraid of a little weirdness; in fact, they’d embrace it.
Imagine performing at the Mount Elizabeth Theatre, a cozy venue that could barely contain the laughter (and maybe a few gasps) your act would inspire. Or picture an outdoor gig near the Kitimat River, with the crowd roaring as you riff on moose, snow, and whatever bizarre props you’ve dragged along. This isn’t just another stop on the tour—it’s a chance to leave a mark on a town that’ll talk about “that time Tom Green came to Kitimat” for years.
Why Kitimat Deserves You
Let’s be real, Tom: Kitimat isn’t on everyone’s radar. It’s not Vancouver or Toronto—it’s a remote, unpretentious spot where people don’t get a lot of big-name entertainment rolling through. But that’s exactly why you’d fit right in. Your comedy isn’t about glitz or polish; it’s raw, real, and a little unhinged—just like life up here. The folks in Kitimat have dealt with long winters, isolation, and the occasional bear sighting. They’re tough, they’re quirky, and they’d get you in a way that a glossy urban crowd might not.Plus, you’re a Canadian icon, and Kitimat’s got that rugged Canadian spirit in spades. You’ve got roots in Ottawa, but your humor feels like it was forged in places like this—where people don’t take themselves too seriously and can laugh at the absurdity of it all. Bring your stories, your improv, and maybe even a nod to the local fishing scene (we’ve got some monster salmon up here), and you’ll have Kitimat eating out of your hand.
A Comedy Goldmine Waiting to Happen
Kitimat’s got material you could mine for days. The town’s history alone—built in the 1950s around the Alcan smelter—offers plenty of fodder for your offbeat style. You could riff on the idea of a town planned from scratch, the quirks of small-town life, or the fact that we’re surrounded by wilderness that’s equal parts breathtaking and borderline insane. Throw in a bit about the time you tried to milk a cow on TV, and you’ve got a set that’s pure Tom Green gold.And let’s not forget the fans. Your diehards up here have been watching reruns of The Tom Green Show and quoting Freddy Got Fingered since the dial-up internet days. They’ve stuck with you through the late-night talk shows, the podcast rants, and every wild career pivot. Give them the live experience they’ve been craving. They’ll show up with plaid shirts, toques, and a readiness to heckle you right back—because that’s how we roll in the north.
Make It Happen, Tom!
You’ve toured Canada before, hitting cities big and small, and every time, you bring something unforgettable. Kitimat’s ready to be next on that list. The local businesses would love the boost, the community would love the laughs, and you’d get to add a pin to your map in a place most comics wouldn’t dare venture. It’s a win-win. So, Tom, what do you say? Load up the tour van, point it north, and let’s make Kitimat the site of your next comedy conquest. We’ll have the coffee brewing, the crowd primed, and maybe even a moose or two waiting in the wings. Kitimat, BC, is ready for you—bring the madness, eh?
Tom Green fans in Kitimat:
Start tweeting him @tomgreenlive and let’s get this tour stop locked in!
Tag Tom Green via his Facebook page!